Moving around

It feels like an entire Prime Minister ago that I fumbled around with the English language and strung a few words together to put on this interwebs thing. Has much been happening? It rained a bit. There’s some dubious football tournament going on. Twitterred. Trumped. And lately all the right kinds of Farages appear to getting their snowflake-patterned knickers in a twist about some insipid doco on Netflix.

If only I had a palace to turn to. Alas my tenure at Castle Easty in the Kingdom of Wodenne is drawing to a close. Usurpers with gold and all that. Leaving me with the most taxing endeavour for the chronic procrastinator: choices and decisions.

Will I stay in this area with its colourful storm drain network and ever changing traffic circulation? To head to the Westfield or the park or the shady cemetery. Or to wander further into suburban bush, passing emerald greens and into the calming of Red Hill reserve. And onward still to Mugga Mugga and those flask tea log-filled sanctuaries.

Or shall I go west? Life is peaceful there. Especially when you reach the suburban perimeter and cross into countryside. The Ridge at Cooleman proving the very precipice between Canberra on one side and the mountains on the other. Creep downhill, towards the sunset, and a whole city disappears.

It’s a city that – to some surprise – is marching purposefully towards half a million souls. And some lost ones too (I blame the roundabouts). In the north, a recent paddock is maturing into a modern and vibrant centre. There are neat townhouses and shiny high rises and – occasionally – the quarter acre block. Light rail eases into Gungahlin marketplace, cafés bustle beside Yerrabi Pond. Cycle lanes fan out towards Harrison and Throsby and Forde and then they come to an end. Halted since 1994 by the superb parrot and foresight that is Mulligans Flat and Goorooyarroo. So just take a bike that copes with gravel.

The Old Coach Road that passes through Mulligans Flat was the main stage route between Yass and Queanbeyan back in the 1800s. Today it mostly carries echidnas. But, to the east, across the border, Queanbeyan endures. A New South Wales suburb, an Annemasse to a Geneva, complete with different registration plates and cheaper petrol. Could I live in a completely different kind of state?

The answer is kind of yes for at least a bit I think, and, who knows, maybe longer. You tend to get more bang for your buck in Queanbeyan, plus a town centre that if not charming at least pays homage to an inland country town. Riverside parklands provide some breathing space while Mount Jerrabomberra offers a necessary dose of eucalyptus infused altitude with laughter.

Looking back across to Canberra there is another region nestled somewhere between those ridges. The Tuggeranong Valley, a deep south of solid suburbs lapping at a rising town centre. This deep south, a beautiful south? Perhaps upon pockets of the lake with the strikingly proximate mountains beyond. Or standing atop the hummocks of Urambi Hills high above the Murrumbidgee. And back down by its ample waters at Pine Island.

North, south, east, west or simply in the middle? I think almost anywhere would be fine. As long as there is a spot for a walk, a vista around the corner and a decent coffee shop with optional cake. If only I could be more fussy, if only I could narrow things down. But that would whittle down the choices, simplify the decisions. And what kind of chronic procrastinator would I then turn out to be?

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Down South

tug01Having now spent over nine years (with interruptions) in everyone’s favourite Australian city you would think I’d have exhausted every nook, crevice and scrubby hilltop. Forget nine years…many would say two days is sufficient, and even then you might have to drag things out with a wander around the National Archives, surely the least compelling sounding attraction of the lot (which might explain why, still, I have never been). But no, it turns out Canberra has even more suburbs and scrubby hilltops than you can ever imagine.

Partly, the new has been thrust upon me. Well, not so much thrust but more gently cajoled after a temporary change of residence. It’s hardly a hardship (in comparison to, say, being evicted and dragged to a mosquito-infested tropical island where you will get abused and suffer long-term mental degradation courtesy of the Australian Government). But some locals will recoil in horror, the froth atop their soy lattes spilling over onto the front page of The Australian, when they hear I am living in Tuggeranong.

Quick geography lesson: Canberra is weird and like no other city. There is a city centre, of sorts and then some town centres as well, and I suppose some village centres and suburban shopping precincts, which spread out like satellites around the town centres. Occasionally an out-of-town shopping centre muscles in to compete with the town centres and no-one goes to the city centre because they are all at the new IKEA which is on the edge of a centre on the periphery of nothing. All the important government-type stuff happens without a centre, but instead is contained within its own triangle which is more like a diamond, if you take into account the War Memorial. Meanwhile grassland wedges and lumps of trees bubble up out of a mesh of roundabouts, circles and parkways where confused cars with NSW plates frequently vanish, never to be seen again.

Tuggeranong is a town centre in the south of Canberra, with Wanniassa – where I stay for now – one of those satellite suburbs on its edge. Wanniassa is actually closer to Woden (another town centre), but I will spare you even more complexities. It’s officially part of Tuggeranong, which is believed to have a higher proportion of Bogans per square kilometre than the other Canberra towns. I cannot truly vouch for this on my forays into its cul-de-sacs. All I can report is that there is a broad cross-section of mostly Anglo-centric Australia on display, from suited public servants to Shazzas in tracky-dacks. Utage – that is the popular Australian tendency to convey oneself by pimped up utility vehicle – seems high, as does baby-booming designer spectacle wearing.

In spite of repetitiveness in its suburbia, Tuggeranong sits in quite a spectacular bowl. To the south and west, the Brindabella Ranges appear much closer and far more impenetrable. North and East, a series of Canberra hills and ridges block out the rest of the city. With a little imagination, you could picture a Swiss town in that valley, with church steeples and cowbells decorating the air (alas they filled it with concrete brutalism instead). Meanwhile, the omnipresent dome of Mount Taylor is recast as Mount Fuji, a conical summit piercing the seal of a leaden sky and drawing the Lycra-bound to its trails.

It’s no Red Hill but I have found Mount Taylor to be a convenient escape from the clutches of the valley. The lower slopes of grassland are regularly grazed by kangaroos, fattening themselves for a game of chicken on the Tuggeranong Parkway. The middle section – which flattens for much-needed respite – is all bushland shrubbery, concealing colourful rosellas and wrens and a cockatoo or two. The final ascent upon gravel is open and barren, affording views over Tuggeranong and the ever-changing weather scattered over the ridges and valleys to the west. In the other direction, the needle atop Black Mountain reminds that you are still in Canberra, and another town centre or two awaits below.

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Naturally I have not confined myself to this area – old haunts are only a 15 minute drive or so and offer greater reliability of coffee. Upon returning to one of a handful of coffee spots in the Inner South in which I regularly spread my love and money, I was astounded that they remembered my name and didn’t seem at all fussed that I hadn’t been there for over six months. While some curiosity might not have gone amiss, the warm feeling of going to a place where everybody knows your name makes it harder to sever ties.

tug05Nevertheless, it was with some contentment that I found a reasonably close reasonably decent coffee stop one Saturday morning, as part of a bike ride on the many accommodating paths in the Tuggeranong Valley. One path circumnavigates its lake, which is a poor man’s Burley-Griffin but amiable enough. Others cut through the various patches of grass set between the backs of brick houses and alongside storm drains. One route takes you up towards Oxley Hill, a reasonable but not unobtainable test of legs, and another does the long uphill drag back to Wanniassa, in which aforementioned legs turn to jelly. I may be being just a touch healthier, but with this comes justification in feasting on yet another, sadly Antipodean, cream tea.

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As well as a higher-than-average distribution of Bogans, it is said that Tuggeranong gets a little more rain, at least compared with the gauge at the dry and dusty international airport. It’s the proximity of the mountains you see, and the bubbling up of storm clouds. Some of these have been very generous in their distribution of rain in the last couple of weeks, transforming Aussie golden to English green.

With these mountains just a touch closer, wilderness practically on your doorstep, ridges almost always framing your vista, there is a magnetic appeal to that which lies nearby. The fresh air of the bush is tantalisingly close to Tuggers. And for that, and really quite a lot else, it can’t be much faulted.

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