There is a quaint tradition that takes place in Australia around every three years. Puffed up on bombast and / or desperation, the Prime Minister of the day boards a private jet to Canberra before being chauffeured through its leafy streets to tea with the Governor-General (almost ubiquitously a retired military general). He (almost ubiquitously a he) asks the Governor-General to dissolve parliament and allow for a general election. Outside, the nation celebrates in one almighty eye roll and stocks up on paracetamol to get through a six week headache.

In 2022 when we have all been Zooming and Teamsing and FaceTiming like forever, this ritual seems quite the preposterous exercise. Not to mention overly excessive in the use of fossil fuels. But the mining donors will love it and, of course, the media lap it up. Cue live coverage of the Prime Ministerial jet landing, the man himself ushered into a shiny white car, frenzied speculation about what weekend voting will fall on and the odd reference to a democracy sausage (like the sausage sizzle at Bunnings, tastes awful and often comes with a sick feeling several hours later).

Should the PM look up before pressing the flesh with the GG he might notice the beautiful tree-lined avenue of Dunrossil Drive. A road that – like the GG – gets its moment in the sun every three years. Spring elections will be accompanied by a tunnel of vibrant, lime green. Autumns, the golden shimmer of industrious nature gently on the wane. Cycles of nature and political fortune.

If the Prime Minister is anything like me (hopefully not), he will get out of his car and walk around taking surreptitious pictures of suburban streets with his phone. Every March, April and May they stack up, a photo reel transitioning from green and yellowing hues to fluorescent pinks and purples. Every now and then a picture of a cake interrupts the timeline.

Some of the photos manage in landscape but more often than not portrait mode is required, creeping ever backward and breathing in to fit the entire scene in frame. Should the Prime Minister find himself in such a situation he might want to beware of falling backwards into a hedge or car park or sports hall or absence of policy on women’s equality or word salad on climate change. But admiring the scene, how good is this climate change?

As the days, dress ups, press conferences and weeks pass, the Prime Minister may or may not make it back to see the Governor-General to get sworn in or (should this transpire) hopefully sworn at. By then, the colours of the capital would have faded some more, the trees along Dunrossil Drive depositing a crisp confetti to be scattered by the wake of a Comcar. And the Prime Minister and his cabinet and his members and his friends and his lobbyists and his mentors and his donors will be stuck in Canberra in the freezing fog. A beautiful thing.