Reframing

Reaching September presents a new challenge. Or another challenge among a world of stalker glasses and outrage algorithms and elected imbeciles and emergency department visits and terrifying magpies and the prospect of becoming senior.

It’s September already, and potential calendar content is tracking seriously under trend. Much like my superannuation balance.

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There should be Greek islands and Alpine meadows in the bank but instead there’s pictures of leaking taps and hospital beds and cancelled reservations. But, you know what. If I scroll my camera reel, from the falling leaves of May to the darling buds of September, there is a great deal of happiness captured in highly processed resolution.

Like medieval jousting and both types of monotreme and varieties of ice cream and jolly orange people and fifty metre all golds and greens occasionally in regulation and crazy plants and colourful birds and cheese and onion crisps from Devon on a hike.

A compilation of images including ice cream, a platypus and some cheese and onion crisps

Another compilation of images including an echidnas, some people having a pretend sword fight and some golden wattle

There are also pictures of happy people in Greece and feasts among the mountains of France. Sharing is caring after all. And – from this side of the globe – an unanticipated winter trip to Sydney. The kind of winter trip where blue skies are unmatched and there’s a soothing calm in the sheltered warmth.

A sapphire bay with banksia and pricey apartments

Having lived in Australia now for twenty years, you come to appreciate Sydney as a much more appealing prospect in winter. You can even stay in Bondi without encountering too many influencers writhing around and pouting. Earthier types are more en vogue, wearing battered sandals, loose-fitting shorts and a grubby shirt. They haven’t shaved in years. Homeless aesthetic but probably owning something in the area of five million.

In Sydney in winter you can comfortably park at Watsons Bay and take a wander past the pelicans waiting for lunch service at Doyles. You can meander along village lanes fringed with modest but immaculate homes, shaded by palms and fig trees and all of that glossy green shrubbery assembled like a mass abandonment of house plants. You can inch feet into the sand at Camp Cove with its city views as the ferry to Manly navigates the heads. And further along, you can even still get nude – should you wish – without too much diminished at Lady Bay.

A fine couple on a walk overlooking Sydney harbour
Fully clothed

Sydney in winter is just a few days when the nose and hands and feet and any other extremity are relieved from the cold of Canberra (even with, inevitably, the mildest winter on record). It’s far from the sweltering madness of Athens in July, but it breaks up the struggle. And there may even be a decent snap or two in it.

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Moving around

It feels like an entire Prime Minister ago that I fumbled around with the English language and strung a few words together to put on this interwebs thing. Has much been happening? It rained a bit. There’s some dubious football tournament going on. Twitterred. Trumped. And lately all the right kinds of Farages appear to getting their snowflake-patterned knickers in a twist about some insipid doco on Netflix.

If only I had a palace to turn to. Alas my tenure at Castle Easty in the Kingdom of Wodenne is drawing to a close. Usurpers with gold and all that. Leaving me with the most taxing endeavour for the chronic procrastinator: choices and decisions.

Will I stay in this area with its colourful storm drain network and ever changing traffic circulation? To head to the Westfield or the park or the shady cemetery. Or to wander further into suburban bush, passing emerald greens and into the calming of Red Hill reserve. And onward still to Mugga Mugga and those flask tea log-filled sanctuaries.

Or shall I go west? Life is peaceful there. Especially when you reach the suburban perimeter and cross into countryside. The Ridge at Cooleman proving the very precipice between Canberra on one side and the mountains on the other. Creep downhill, towards the sunset, and a whole city disappears.

It’s a city that – to some surprise – is marching purposefully towards half a million souls. And some lost ones too (I blame the roundabouts). In the north, a recent paddock is maturing into a modern and vibrant centre. There are neat townhouses and shiny high rises and – occasionally – the quarter acre block. Light rail eases into Gungahlin marketplace, cafés bustle beside Yerrabi Pond. Cycle lanes fan out towards Harrison and Throsby and Forde and then they come to an end. Halted since 1994 by the superb parrot and foresight that is Mulligans Flat and Goorooyarroo. So just take a bike that copes with gravel.

The Old Coach Road that passes through Mulligans Flat was the main stage route between Yass and Queanbeyan back in the 1800s. Today it mostly carries echidnas. But, to the east, across the border, Queanbeyan endures. A New South Wales suburb, an Annemasse to a Geneva, complete with different registration plates and cheaper petrol. Could I live in a completely different kind of state?

The answer is kind of yes for at least a bit I think, and, who knows, maybe longer. You tend to get more bang for your buck in Queanbeyan, plus a town centre that if not charming at least pays homage to an inland country town. Riverside parklands provide some breathing space while Mount Jerrabomberra offers a necessary dose of eucalyptus infused altitude with laughter.

Looking back across to Canberra there is another region nestled somewhere between those ridges. The Tuggeranong Valley, a deep south of solid suburbs lapping at a rising town centre. This deep south, a beautiful south? Perhaps upon pockets of the lake with the strikingly proximate mountains beyond. Or standing atop the hummocks of Urambi Hills high above the Murrumbidgee. And back down by its ample waters at Pine Island.

North, south, east, west or simply in the middle? I think almost anywhere would be fine. As long as there is a spot for a walk, a vista around the corner and a decent coffee shop with optional cake. If only I could be more fussy, if only I could narrow things down. But that would whittle down the choices, simplify the decisions. And what kind of chronic procrastinator would I then turn out to be?

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